It’s All Latin To Me By Malcolm Welshman
Read this funny story entitled It’s all Latin to me by Malcolm Welshman. Here’s my Melopsittacus undulatus to have her beak trimmed,’ quipped Mr Hargreaves as he slid a cage containing a green and yellow Budgerigar onto my consulting table. Even then it wasn’t typical as Mr Hargreaves was quick to inform me. ‘It’s a spangle light […]
Worthy Of An Oscar By Malcolm Welshman
Read this funny story entitled Worthy of an Oscar by Malcolm Welshman. The woman in reception turned as I entered. ‘Darling,’ she drawled in a mid-Atlantic accent, an arm flamboyantly flung out to greet me. ‘I’m Francesca Cavendish. You may have seen something of me on TV.’ I wasn’t certain but she vaguely resembled the […]
Christmas Eve By Malcolm Welshman
Read this funny story called Christmas Eve by Malcolm Welshman. When the phone rang on Christmas morning, the voice at the end of the line had a thick, Scottish accent and was full of doom and gloom. No Christmas spirit there. ‘What seems to be the problem? I asked trying to keep the chill out […]